🚨 CODE BLUE: Cardiojank T-Shirt Alert! 🚨
Attention all cardiac healthcare heroes! 👩⚕️👨⚕️ The moment you've been waiting for has arrived, and it's more shocking than a 360J defibrillator blast!
Introducing the Cardiojank T-Shirt: Because nothing says "I've got this" like wearing your favorite medical meme!
Why You Need This Shirt Yesterday:
- 🤣 From caption fail to viral sensation, Cardiojank is the inside joke that escaped the social media and went on a rampage!
- 💪 Show the world you can handle the jankiest of hearts with the coolness of a cucumber in a code situation.
- 🏃♂️ Limited run production! Don't let this flatline – when they're gone, they're gone forever!
- 👕 Softer than a cardiac surgeon's approach to giving feedback. Lightweight enough to wear under scrubs or while sprinting down hallways.
- 🌈 Available in colors that won't clash with bodily fluids!
Tech Specs (for the detail-oriented among us):
- 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester, because sometimes you need a little synthetic in your life)
- Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²) – light enough for CPR, heavy enough to absorb tears of laughter
- Pre-shrunk fabric, because the only shrinkage we want is in tumor size
- Side-seamed construction for a shape that flatters all body types (yes, even post-night shift)
- Shoulder-to-shoulder taping, so it won't fall apart like your patient's blood pressure
Act Now or Forever Hold Your Stethoscope!
This shirt is made on-demand, just for you. Why? Because we're saving the planet one t-shirt at a time, just like you're saving lives one patient at a time.
So, what are you waiting for? An actual code blue? Order now and be the envy of the entire hospital!
🎭 Disclaimer: Individual results may vary and this T-shirt does not actually improve medical skills. Wearing this shirt does not qualify you to perform open-heart surgery. Please leave that to the professionals, no matter how confident this shirt makes you feel.